This joke is so funny that I have to post it here. FrumSatire forwarded it to me.
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My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who
seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As
the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told
us, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the
big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays
up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed
Arabic-looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Per haps you didn't hear me
over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so
the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a
Princess and I take orders from no one."
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
"Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank
you... Tray-up, Bitch."
Friday, March 16, 2007
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6 comments:
good one!
Thanks, LV.
It takes all types don't it? That was really funny.- And interesting about the sherut btw. Public transportation is just that. Public. People should be prepared to deal with ALL types of people in such an environment.
"Traditions" don't apply in such a situation. Good for you to keep you seat.
awesome joke! I like the imagery, I cracked up!
some people need to be put in their place...tray-up bitch!
Amishav: Welcome to the blog. Public is right, thanks.
Sexy BT: You got that right, thanks.
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