Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Superpower Meme

Material Maidel and Child Ish tagged me with the "SuperPower Meme" :



1: Write one superpower you would like to have and what you would do with it.

2: Write why you chose that super power over everything else.

3: Tag and link lots of people, and write why you think they will have an interesting meme.

4: fix your broken links.


When tagged, I immediately thought of Wolverine or Carnifex.




These dudes kick ass and have fun doing it, much like myself. Only with time have I stopped getting into physical confrontations. When I was younger, I took on guys bigger and older and enjoyed it (in a sick way).

Love the regeneration ability and innate fighting skills of these bad boys.


I'm going to tag the following badasses:

Jack : Based on this post, the ole J can go a few rounds in style. What would he do if he can do more?

Ben-Yehudah: 'Cause the West Bank is the new Wild Wild West and a Superpower sure would come in handy.

Wolfish Musings: The Wolf is well acquainted with sci-fi and is sure to dream up a cool power, if he decided to step away for a bit from the heavy-hitting posts.

Treppenwitz: Would definitely be interesting to know what Trep would pick! The ability to turn left arm into an auto-cannon, perhaps?


Also: LFD, Ehav, Double Tapper, Snoopy and Jameel. I would not wanna mess with any of these hombres with superpowers.

For some female heroines or villains:

She's Nameless, Faceless: I'm thinking Catwoman ? Even though the movie sucked ;)

Hadassah: Anyone who reads her blog knows no one messes with HSM and lives to fress another Shabbos meal. Do I want her to have a superpower?

Frum Curious: She's a Marine. 'Nuff said. Tagged.

Babysitter: Yes, she's a sweetheart. But you better not underestimate her, she just might....

Last but not least, The blogger formerly known as Ro. Please comment with your superpower.

Anyways, this was fun. Thanks for da tags!

Thursday, September 10, 2009

It's a Bris, spare me the Pilpul

Just got back from a Bris. The grandfather of the baby delivered a whopper of a speech dissecting a Rambam for 20 minutes.

Dear Kind Sir:

This is a frickin Bris. Not a Shmooze in the Mirrer Yeshiva. Its 8am and people need to get to work. Please hold on the Pilpul and let me fress my bagel with cream cheese and leave.

Thanks!!!!!